I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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