My hair reeks of homosexuality.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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