I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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