She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you didnt know i had herpes?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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