She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
