i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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