just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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