What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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