no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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