is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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