do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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