Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
