Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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