Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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