Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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