You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
that may or may not have been my penis.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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