Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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