She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
What drink are we having for lunch?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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