Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I skipped work to stalk him.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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