Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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