Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
