if you like me you must not know who I am
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
