Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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