There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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