And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think your dad took our porno
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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