You really coming over, don't trick.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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