Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
this just has baby written all over it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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