margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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