Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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