I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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