Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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