u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
PANTIES FOUND
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