So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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