...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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