Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
