How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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