What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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