I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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