I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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