Sponge bath it is.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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