Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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