on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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