is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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