I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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