You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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