Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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