I think I just saw someone hide a body.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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