covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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