He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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