ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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